Thursday, January 31, 2008

Who KNEW? Where is the elevator?


An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
apart and then slide back together again.  The boy asked, "What is this Father?" 
The father (never having seen an elevator)   responded, 
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know   what it is." 
 While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a  
 wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, 
  and the lady rolled between them into a small room.  The walls closed, and the 
boy and his father watched the small numbers above the   walls light up sequentially. 
They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers
 began to light in the reverse order.  Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 
24-year-old blond stepped out.  The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman,
 said quietly to his son...   "Go get your mother."
I'm sorry--I just had to post that. :) Who knew loosing weight could be so easy?
As soon as I find it I will send out directions.

8 comments:

Denise said...

Thanks for always making me laugh sis. I loved the card you sent, also made me laugh. I have to go get in the elevator now, time to lose weight. lol

david mcmahon said...

Nice work. Here we are in the 21st century and I never knew the elevator was a weight-loss marvel.

So why do I always run up the stairs? Silly me ....

Edge of Design said...

Priceless! I had heard/read that one before but it is just as funny now as it was the first time. How are things with you today? How's your "adopted" prodigal?

Edge of Design said...

Priceless! I had heard/read that one before but it is just as funny now as it was the first time. How are things with you today? How's your "adopted" prodigal?

luvmy4sons said...

That is too hilarous!

livin' with me said...

Just what I need! Thanks for the laugh.

Lisa said...

BWAHAHA!

Halfmoon Girl said...

That made me laugh out loud. I needed that. I came to say hello- we are back from our vacation and now you are heading out on yours. I came home with a whopper head cold so reading your litle joke here just helped snap me out of a little pity party (just a teeny one, mind you). Have a great time!!! I hope you get snow too.