An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son... "Go get your mother."
8 comments:
Thanks for always making me laugh sis. I loved the card you sent, also made me laugh. I have to go get in the elevator now, time to lose weight. lol
Nice work. Here we are in the 21st century and I never knew the elevator was a weight-loss marvel.
So why do I always run up the stairs? Silly me ....
Priceless! I had heard/read that one before but it is just as funny now as it was the first time. How are things with you today? How's your "adopted" prodigal?
Priceless! I had heard/read that one before but it is just as funny now as it was the first time. How are things with you today? How's your "adopted" prodigal?
That is too hilarous!
Just what I need! Thanks for the laugh.
BWAHAHA!
That made me laugh out loud. I needed that. I came to say hello- we are back from our vacation and now you are heading out on yours. I came home with a whopper head cold so reading your litle joke here just helped snap me out of a little pity party (just a teeny one, mind you). Have a great time!!! I hope you get snow too.
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