Friday, October 19, 2007

Recall

With all the recalls going on lately -and yes, the one above is a little rough ;)-but I thought we could use info on a recall that is good. I found the picture above at a site called Office Spam.

I have been blog hopping again. Said I was not going to do it- because I have a hard enough time keeping up with the girls I have. But I did it, and yes, I have found another girl. You will find her over at Organizational Determination. I found this on her side bar and I loved it. You may have seen it before-but it is new to me. I pray you are having a great day.
We have had a cool front come through and it is a beautiful day. God is close. Listen to His call to you through the beauty of what He has created for us.

RECALLED!


The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.

Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control


Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!
GOD

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "kneemail".

13 comments:

Jenny said...

I love this! You have such a talent for creating word pictures.

I made something special for you that I have over on my blog for you to pick up.

Jenny

Dee said...

RYC: You're right -- they're OLIVES! Raw, fresh olives!!! I have no idea what to do with raw olives, but I thought they were cool. I took a bite last night and EWWWW -- they tasted like a cross between a sour apple and dish soap!! :)

I'm curious to see what other guesses there might be! DS thought they were grapes. D

edgeofdesign said...

Hokey Man! Did you write that? It's awesome! I'd like to share it with some of my friends if you don't mind.

Also, may I ask a question that I know is really none of my business but it's really bugging me. What exactly is RYC? Clueless in the West at times I am. IKES!

Denise said...

I really love this, so cool.

Deena said...

I love this post:-) May just have to link to it:-)

Kate said...

Oh my goodnes...FUNNY. Have to keep "kneemail" in mind. The cheesegrater was shocking, but I remembered the power of photoshop...sometimes it takes me a while. My fav was the foul vocal emissions...I must post that in the office. :)

Andrea said...

That picture is hilarious!!

Nise' said...

I got this in an email and loved it! I am thankful that He has a complete fix to that which is in me and needs to be recalled!

try2bAsunbeam said...

I feel so honored for you to have linked to my blog! LOL...You are the first! Is that a milestone in bloggerville? Come back again!

Melanie said...

That was great!! A great eye catcher followed by a nice little lesson.

Daisy said...

That picture! BWAHAHA!

I almost couldn't get past it! :o)

Sin makes us feel like we've gone down that slide a few times, yes?

Andrea said...

p.s. Hey Sharon -- do you mind if I borrow that picture for my next Wordless Wednesday? I'd like permission before doing it.

(you know, before I go rummaging around in your trash can again:)

:)

Sweet Mummy said...

This got buried in my Bloglines listing and I finally got back to it today. I LOVE IT! And I shared it on my blog, too, with a link back here. You find some great stuff!!