Monday, June 18, 2007

Make My Monday ----PLEASE!

Good day to you all. I just got back in last nite an today i'll be running all over town trying to get all types of things done. We came back minus sum bank cards and drivers licenses because of sum vistors that decided they needed our stuff more than we did. :( Bless their hearts--we are praying for their salvation before they meet their maker. Yes sir, we really are.
So while I'm runnin---- I thought I might leave you with a little funny.
Have a blessed day and Ill be catchen up with ya rel soon.


KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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7 comments:

CrownLaidDown said...

Praying for you as you get these things taken care of! Surely this didn't happen in Texas? I'm praying with you for them.
Love ya!
Holly

forgiven4this said...

Wow those were so funny and cute...thanks I needed a laugh. and I hope that you get all the things done that you need to today, be blessed

Nicki said...

glad you made it back safely, hope you get everything figured out!! have a blessed day!

gid said...

What a mess. Do you know when it was stolen?

Nise' said...

Thanks for the giggles! I am sorry you have had those items stolen. I pray that you get everything straightened around quickly!

Halfmoon Girl said...

Ugh, not nice to have personal items stolen. Hope you get your cards replaced today.

Very cute- I loved the pancake one.

Melanie said...

Those were hilarious! My favorite was the 2nd one- "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
Too funny!!