Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Everybody else is doing it

I have seen this on several peoples blogs--so I thought, why not.
Go to Google and put in you name followed by needs. As in---Sharon needs.
I thought mine were pretty unusual and funny.

From Google Search

Sharon Needs to Be Told to Stop Shooting and Start Talking.-----hmmmmmm, didn’t think I had a problem with a lack of talking. Now the shooting……..I don’t think there are any guns that will take care of what I need to shoot down.

Sharon Needs to To Do Succession Planning Now.--Look out must be about time to go HOME.

Sharon needs a new word. Help me out, world.--O.K--I’m listening--bring it on.

Sharon needs to understand how to work with the opposition ... Sharon needs understanding ------ I’ll give that one an AMEN!

Who Needs More Therapy Sharon Or Noah?------- Help me now! I’m not quite sure how I got grouped with Noah.. Not bad company though.
But Lord…I don’t know nothing bout buildin no boats.

Sharon needs more time to work out a peace policy------With whom? And the only peace policy that will be permanent will be when the feet of my Master hit the top of the Mount of Olives. Come on Jesus!

Sharon needs help burning.--------don’t have a response to this.

SHARON NEEDS TO ELIMINATE THE PALESTINIAN AUTHORITY ------I did not write this Google did-----if ya’ll hear I got picked up by the FBI--I expect all of ya’ll to come to my defense. :)

Sharon does need to stop trying to seem like the "hip" granny though and buy a nice rocking chair and just let her husband do the real rocking …-------------don’t think anyone could say I am trying to be a hip granny, and I’d be glad to get a rocking chair and leave the rockin responsibility to Keith. Although truth be told I don’t think he is the Rocking kind--maybe in high school.


Sue said...

That is so funny.
I did this and one of the things is said was:
Sue needs a good sporking.
I'm assuming that would be a poke from one of those spoon/fork combos at KFC.

Not many would disagree I guess.

CrownLaidDown said...

That's funny Sharon! I never did understand the "needs" blogs until you explained it...still haven't figured out the mr. linky thing either, so I am unoficially participating the the May challenge...bless my heart (now go and read what bless your heart means on my post today! :0
Praying for you as I go!

CrownLaidDown said...

Holly needs to go to obedience school and learn how to walk nicely on a leash because she does a lot of "drifting" from side to side investigating things. ...

CrownLaidDown said...

Just one more!! Holly needs to be pruned when new shoots grow to about two or three...

I tell you I didn't look at any of the sites, because some of them looked kind of scary!!

Nise' said...

Funny! Love the one about a hip granny... wonder where that came from.

Halfmoon Girl said...

Those tickle my funny bone!

SunnySusan said...

Sharon~~this is too funny

I am going to do this and post it today

Be Blessed