Good morning dearies.I do so hope yer Lord's day was a beautiful one. This one is going to be a quick one. Seems I hav a little list ta take care of today-so i'll be movin right along. Here is a little humor from the south. I'm born an bred southern so I' m gessin it'll be alright to be havin a little fun with the things we do.
And in case yer wonderin who's really responsible for yer protection- ya might take a gander at who's fallin in close behind me. In the Good Book in the 91st chapter of the book of Psalms, you'll find that God gave him the job ta be watchin over me in the case I might stumble. And thats a good thing -because the old bones are gettin a tad brittle.
Have a blessed day and don't furget to hug yer youngins.
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
"Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
"Cooter"
6 comments:
My husband, an avid shooter, would add a couple of empty shell casings to the magazine and boots :)
Praying for you today, Sister!
Love in Him,
Holly
cute- I don't think that would go over to well in my politically correct part of the world!
Thanks for the giggle this afternoon. I am struggling with disappointment today and needed that!
"Nise--I'll pray for you girl. Remember He is the "lifter of our heads".Feel His finger under your chin? Look up!
That is just too funny - thank you for sharing, Sharon.
Blessings on your Monday and always.
thats too funny
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